oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

and i was like

"ill get my boyfriend to do it"

and thats how i came out to my mom

(Source: southwatertribe, via fake-mermaid)

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clonclub:

harry potter is the only thing im good at

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  • French teacher: okay now say something in french
  • Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent
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It’s not a matter of choosing. Lydia is his first love, they have a strong connection, and Malia is very sweet. I don’t know, I’ll say both.

Dylan on Malia or Lydia @ giffoni film festival on 7.21.14 [x]

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nurseblonda:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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It's like the sun came out...