• Science Teacher: Aristotle believed that everything was made of four elements. What were they?
  • Me: Water, earth fire, air.
  • Science Teacher: Good, now w-
  • Me: Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
  • Science Teacher: what
  • Me: Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
  • Student: why are you doing this
  • Me: A hundred years passed, and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang, and although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
  • Student: how do you even remember all this
  • Me: BUT I BELIEVE
  • Student: no
  • Student: don't say it
  • Student: don't you dare say it
  • Me: THAT AANG CAN SAVE THE WORLD
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Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh from the oven is a friend for life Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last? (via feellng)

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prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???

I had no idea this was so common. Damn.

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Adults follow paths. Children explore. The ocean at the end of the lane by Neil Gaiman (via quotemybooks)

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A story only matters, I suspect, to the extent that the people in the story change. Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane (via writereadings)

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princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

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iwantedtothrustyou:

I didn’t choose the fandom life.

The fandom life called me from Huxley station in the middle of the night and said “Hey, hey, it’s Sarah. Yeah, I’m back in town. I want to see Kira, okay?”.

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people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

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